Slap your co-worker day - October 23rd

October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce October 23rd as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor or police, if the supervisor is the irritant, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living daylights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

Testing a new post from MS Office

Life has changed. I have left my original company and have really bittersweet memories. Things are quite new to me here and I am really adjusting with lots of things. Giving it a little time and taking each step in a small way. I might come out triumphant or I might lose this battle. I at least tried and fought for the first time in my life.

Learnt a lot and gave a lot back. I know now my weakness and strength and adding every day new to-dos to this

Humorous Mail to IRS. Serious Enough to go over

Great letter from Ed Barnett to IRS saying he will not pay taxes.Read on for the reason

http://tinyurl.com/cbgma3

Random Frustration - Mumbai 26/11

Whatever happened in Mumbai was not good and it is time we give a befitting reply to Terrorism. For the first time in many years we did not negotiate with the terrorists and did not give in to their demands. I do not know whether any demands were made. As my friend said,"this positive thing of not giving into terrorists demand was done because Mufti Mohammed Syed's daughter was not kidnapped nor held for ransom". I was wondering what would have happened if Milind Deora - the politician who is wall-postering for extra votes, the heroes who sacrificed their life so that my country could get rid of those blood mongers - had been kidnapped (I sincerely do not wish this for him). If it is proven that the terrorists were from Pakistan or had help from Pakistan, India should go after these terrorists where they live and hit them where it hurts.
When we seek revenge it does not mean we do not want peace and there will be a collateral damage of loss of civilian lives and the risk of alienating common people. Peace will be the result of this revenge. You hurt me and I hurt you and make you realize how painful it was and therein lies the peace in knowing that both of us are aware of the pain. That is the reasoning of revenge and I am thirsting for this revenge. I do not think common Pakistanis have any hatred of this heinous nature against us Indians but it is the politicians and terrorists and these guys have to be taught a lesson, once and for all. I know tomorrow will be another day and everything will be forgotten as Kargil heroes were forgotten. It will take not more than 2 IPL matches to forget this heinous crime. Only the daily sighting of the Taj painfully getting a make over will keep us reminding of the Crime against India, the sacrifice of the heroes and the hatred and that deadly smile of 21 year old terrorist who kept the whole world awake for 60 hours.
I was not born when my country fought for freedom from the oppressors and the people who gave us freedom, wanted us to eschew it and not in the way we are doing it today. It is time, I stop worrying about car loan, my salary and that Biryani. It is time I stop about my career for that extra dollar and extra fame. It is time I think and worry about my country and take some steps to show my love for my country and the selfless Jawans. I start today and I start now. This is where it starts
In essence, I am ready to be on the call of the service for my country and whetever skill I have, I will use for my country. So lets attack the root of these problems whatever it is. If the root is in Pakistan, lets go to Pakistan and if the root is in the galis and mohallas of Hyderabad, lets go there. Lets get it done and then watch IPL or Deepika Padukone or Rajanikant's entrance into politics.

Buy.com 800 Number

Guys,
Did you every want to call Customer service of Buy.com and could not find the Toll free number? Bet you did. Anyway the wait is over and here it is. Very Quirky and intelligent number.

1800-800-0800

I am sure you will never forget this number again.

Costume Designers Interviews: Bias by Media

The other day when I was surfing and was looking for nothing in particular, I found an interview of the costume designers of the latest movie " Jaane Tu .. ya jaane na". I was shocked by the bias exhibited by the media. I became impatient, angry and frustrated, all together. Imagine their callousness!
I understand the dresses and the costumes which the protagonists wear in the movie is all trendy and groundbreaking but what about the coverage of the costume designers of another ground breaking movie like this one. Look at the hero! Is it not trendy? It was the new style but no one interviewed the costume designers! I am not even able to find a decent reference to the director blah blahing about the dress which our hero wears! If you can find the interview, please help me and make me less frustrated!

Salary Crisis

Is it only me or is it everyone who is feeling the heat of recession? Look at what my company website returned when I queried about my paycheck..