Salary Crisis

Is it only me or is it everyone who is feeling the heat of recession? Look at what my company website returned when I queried about my paycheck..

Another Porn : Teesra

Hey do not be shocked. I was just wondering and reasoned out couple of reasons why I need such a heading. One is I subscribed to AdSense and if you do not know how it works, pssst.. you should not be reading this. Hello! You still there..
So any way, the other reason is I got to see the Teesra Porn. Teesra is third in Hindi.. Sure Trikkone loves Hindi and is surely ahem.. agnostic about Tamil.
Let me take you step by step with the second point. I will come to the first one later , if I may, in my discourse.

There are basically two types of porn.

1. The porn as I, you and every cafe visitor in the gulleys of India knows. Hard , Soft. You name it .. you get it. Last time I checked(as most of the so called scholars attest!), google returned 224 M websites or searches for the word "Porn". So I do not have to tell you more about. Go search yourself, figure it out and enlighten me.
2. The other porn is the "Torture Porn" Hollywood calls the movies like "SAW" series as belonging to the "torture porn". This is another type of horror where you will see blood gushing, fingers yanked out, hearts ripped out..(Hello you still there?)
3. The teesra porn is nothing but the Karan Porn. Yes the movies which Karan Johan churns out regularly. Where the common housewife vacuums her house dressed in Designers( No prizes for guessing which movie), where the most common mom and dads live in palatial houses and commute to work in Helicopters and where the pooja room itself is like a big temple and where 1/3 of the population celebrates Diwali or karwa chauth in one room in his movies with the mom, dad and their children. I am still not able to figure out why he does what he does. Aint there any stopping him? Why do NRI(me included) suckers endorse his movies and watch his movies. Where are all the poor people in his movies? Why does not anyone in his movie work? Why does he show Grand Central instead of "Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus"? Why Why why(this is taken from the cover of his "Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna" Cover which he wrote!!)

So this is the third porn and now back to my first reason why I termed it that way, apart from nonsense and nuisance logic that he purports in the movie - I wanted to increase the traffic to my website and this is my last Hope.. so here i go..

PS: Just added these after reviewing my post. Guess the Average Annual Income of the characters in Karan Johar's movie?
Answer: Keep Guessing! Not less than 25M Dollars, taking the currency evaluation into account

In conclusion, this inspired me to go through his filmography and come out with the Estimated Annual Income of his characters in the movies. Please watch this space!