Hairless Attitude

When I was young(I am still) , I used to get my head tonsured quite often.. thats the reason I am balding now.....

and upon being queried by my profs and made fun of by my peers and friends I used to cite the following benefits

1) Manageability
If you have ever travelled in India on a Mobike then obiously your hair would have been dishevelled by the time, you reach your destination. Now this was the perfect solution to end that

2) No Oil, No combing
I could sleep extra 15 minutes

3) No Dandruff

4) If ever you need to itch, you can go to the root and itch
and hence the quote
" If you have hair, itch will bitch"

5) and last but not the least
thats one way to show ur bare-dare attitude and believe me nothing can be more shocking than seeing a well haired guy going clean shaven... and once u give someone this shock.. well that reduces one more surprise/shock in the other persons life

Anything else...
No time gotta go