Friday, June 03, 2005

Cricket Mania!!

We cricket a lot.. There are two types of indians.. Crickets lovers and .., the others

Our Mecca is Kens Garden.. People come all the way from Newark/Rahway and even Edison to play there for hosts of Reasons..

Yours truly went to each of these regulars and asked why the person comes to play cricket

The response to the query is listed below and I am not responsible for the same

Jai - This is the only place where I can fall for no reason and get kudos...

Vijay (S)- in a soft tone( I had to use a magnophone to amplify and understand what he said) Are you kidding? I dont have to give you any reason. How can you ask me when your brother left ur catch? Go ask him...I tell u what.. next 10 balls I am going to hit a run.. watch out

Kiran (G) - Buddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I dunno how I am here.. I was sleeping... and when I woke up, there was a ball in hand and I was owling

Venky - Oye!!!(after all the tamil words)- Gym is closed on Saturday or Sunday(whenever u play)a nd thats why I come

RCR - I am a timesheet defaulter... and thats why I come here for Moksha

Ranjit - Well I came here today 'coz nobody is going to the airport

Romadoss - At home, I can tease 5 people,here I can tease 50.. and more over I am cricket certified professional

Navin - I have to apply my professionalism somewhere... and Maan! you guys cheat!

Zoom - Dude!! My hand always bends when I lift and I thought the best way to use this technique is to chuck.err I mean bowl

Kishore - My wife says I can go!!!

Suresh (chima) - The best application of weight,voice and height!!! maan!! now f*** o**\

Raghunathan - I was the state player.. just honing my skills

Rajesh E - I get free ride and Free coffee!!!

Gowri - Need some sleep.. I get bored without RCR and with VCR sometimes

Kiran (M) - Using this pretext, I can come to Taati's house and eat nice food

Sudhakar - To seee how you guys behave in the field..

Dinesh- Well, my daughter needs to play in the ground and I can watch her whie playing.. now hold my cell. I have to catch that ball

Laxman - I could not play in the Claims vs DBG .. I have to prove myself

Ravindrababu - No comments

Suresh Babu(prudential) - Just oppose the opposite team and try to catch Jai's six at SLIPS!!

Adduri - I am in Edison!!

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